Showing posts with label Bleach fails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bleach fails. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Since Bleach doesn't understand how devils work...

So in today's patch we received the update with the AP Alpha Hack. Aeria at one point stated that it was not in their business model to release the plug-ins for these devils in this fashion. I pointed this out via forums (which was locked faster than I had hoped for) which resulted in Bleach basically admitting he's the biggest idiot on the server.

First off, I'd like to say I sincerely dislike Evilbleachman.

Now that that's out of the way, I really fail to see how someone who doesn't understand the mechanics of the game is a GameSage. It's a well known fact that's the only demons that Bleach ever summons are his Little Demon Lilim and Nightmare Jack Frost. .That alone should show exactly how little he knows about devils... but he felt the need to further prove he knows shit-all about the subject by implying demons obtained from vouchers are the same thing as plug-ins. So I'd like to take this opportunity to explain the difference between a devil that comes from a Demon Voucher and a devil that's made from Demon Fusion. I wasn't aware this was a hard concept to grasp, but apparently for our beloved GameSage it's a tricky subject.

Let's look at the 1-Year Anniversary Joyful Alice versus the Alpha Hack Plug-in Alice:

Joyful Alice:
Base Level: 1
Base Skills: Death Touch, Hell's Eye, Defensive Stance, Makarakarn
Learned Skills: Counter (2), Mudo (5), Dormina (9) Petra Eyes (15), Eternal Sleep (20), Vamp Cyclone (25), Magic Tea Party (30), Mahatarunda (36), Megido (43), Absolute Zero (50), Void Death (58), 30 Percent Life Boost (66), Bufudyne (74), Anti-Fire (83), Megidora (92), Megidoraon (99)
*Cannot fuse with other demons*
 
Alice: 
Base Level: 35
Base Skills: Death Touch, Hell's Eye, Defensive Stance, Mudo 
Learned Skills: Counter (36), Mahamudo (37), Dormina (38), Petra Eyes (39), Eternal Sleep (40), Vamp Cyclone (43), Magic Tea Party (45), Mahatarunda (48), Megido (50), Absolute Zero (52), Void Death (55), 30 Percent MP Boost (58), Bufudyne (62), Anti-Fire (65), Megidora (70), Megidoraon (80)
*Can fuse with other demons*

Inb4 GSiBleach says: "But Joyful Alice learns skills at lower levels! Why would you want to fuse away your Alice?! She's so kawaii-dess~"

In comparison, they have similar skillsets. However, for those of us who actually play the game and aren't trapped-in-the-closet fashionistas, having a fuseable demon with the Void Death skill would be very handy. Sure, there is always Loa who learns Void Death at 93, but that's a totally different story. There's also the Alice fanboys (also see: pedos) who might want to make their own Alice with their own skillset with moves she doesn't learn on her own. The same goes for the Little Demon Lilim. 

Apparently the latter half of the Bleach discussion was deleted, but the term "vanity" was thrown around in regards to Mara. Let's take a look at Mara for a moment:

Mara:
Base Level: 95
Base Skills: Body Slam, Rampage, Fierce Counter, Vamp Cyclone, Soul Suck, Megidora, Anti-Death, Anti-Expel
Learned Skills: Dekaja (96), Mahamudoon (96), Megidoraon (96), Sexy Eyes (97), Void Ice (97), Mazandyne (97)
Features: 
  • Technician: -30% cooldown to all skills
  • Acme of Wit: 0 MP Cost to all skills
  • Fruits of Labor: 0 HP Cost to all skills
  • Force Boost: +50% damage to Force-based skills
Resists:

---Physical Resistance---
Slash130%PierceResist 50%Blunt130%
Handgun130%Rifle130%Shotgun100%


---Other Resistance---
FireResist 50%IceResist 50%Electric70%
ForceResist 20%
(Reflect 100%)
ExpelResist 50%DeathResist 50%
Magic100%
(Reflect 100%)
NerveResist 50%
(Void 100%)
MindResist 50%
(Void 100%)
Almighty100%Special100%Suicide100%
Curative100%Support100%Kotodama100%



I don't know about you all, but I think Mara doesn't seem that "vanity" to me, and it shouldn't to anyone else (unless you have a fetish for dick-demons). Sure there's better demons out there, but defaulting with Anti-Death (previously only attainable on our server via leveling Thoth to 92) and Anti-Expel (previously unavailable) makes him a bit more useful than a Nightmare Jack Frost. Mara is also currently the only way of obtaining Mahamudoon, the AoE verison of Mudoon (10% chance of inflicting instant-death).

So Bleach, I challenge you to actually do something other than collect clothes and pretend like you used to be good at this game. At this point the whole server is laughing at how much of a complete failure you are.