What's Wrong With Our Server?

Yet another day in the life of forum-trolling on the US Server... I'm surprised I haven't had an anyeurism yet. I'm sure everyone who reads this blog already knows, but I'm deathbivouac on the forums. I will be playing the voice of reason in this conversation, with Thing 1 and Thing 2 proving that players on our server are incoherent morons, and Mr. Green will be the one defending their statements mindlessly, paving the way for generations of retards yet to come.

Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:01 am
I will trade blue rider voucher for blue baroque voucher!
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
i want the blue baroque xD
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
<_<
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
yeah it cooler than red one.....
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
just kidding xP
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
*noms on sister again* Can you pass out now? >:3
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
for me:
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
Im not
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:02 am
BLUE = WIN!!!!!!!!
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:03 am
well blue = statted and red = statless... do the math...
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:03 am
food ready <3
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:03 am
OH! I do not know that Db!
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:03 am
bah youll end up using crystals or something on it so meh xP
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:03 am
even better than, I just go for good looks! Who care the stat if I look good!!
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:04 am
its the same if it either adds something or not
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:04 am
-sigh-
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:04 am
xDD me too skeko xD , thats why i have my garm ears domi wings and garms tail <3 <-- (ENDGAME!!!)
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:04 am
Very Happy well done MasterOok!
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:04 am
Anyone wanna run me through PC? >:3
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:05 am
if not i would look...well...like everyone else >.>....i want MY own look so meh xP
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:05 am
the ladies like it when we dress up nice for them....
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:05 am
yes that too!
MasterOokami » Dec 02, 2009 8:05 am
ups foods calling me <3
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:06 am
well there's nothing wrong with looking how you want... but damage potential heavily outweighs looks
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:06 am
hey if I die, i want to look good doing it, not like soup sandwich!
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:06 am
depends on the person i say =p
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:06 am
;D
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:06 am
some people would rather look good and do less dmg =p <-- (When was this EVER okay?)
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
have a town outfit then
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
all kidding aside, yeah that is important....
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
and some people just wanna do the most dmg and have the best looking equip
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
it why i sink so much time and AP in mod my guns
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
you can always go play Gaia online if you wanna look pretty
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
lol
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
lol leo xD
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
totally not the same and you know it Wink
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:07 am
but I get tanegashima and Avalon-24 to +10 LR slot 1 <-- (Again, Tanegashima = ENDGAME SHIT)
Skekomashisan » Dec 02, 2009 8:08 am
long process! lotsa mat seq
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:08 am
sorry, but it's true
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:08 am
Seriously though... you haven't gotten any sleep yet.
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:08 am
i will agree to disagree with you then =p
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:08 am
i think i napped from 3pm to 7pm yesterday x:
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:08 am
and i'm running on bananas atm x:
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
tsk tsk
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
Heh. Just make sure you get some sleep for me later. Razz
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
and i gotta get to class in about 45 min...so no sleep yet for me ^^:
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
well if i'm forming a party, and have to pick between a gunner who thinks he looks "awesome" in a punk soul set, and a gunner with fully modded and statted gears... i'm picking the later of the two
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
of course
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
lol i will...i'll collaspe in my bed after 3 PM today xD
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:09 am
Now someone run me through PC. :3
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
i never said you wouldnt
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
I'll make sure to be here when that happens. :3
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
just saying some people dont really care (Translation: Some people play this game for no reason at all)
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
hence... there's gaia online.
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
*shrugs*
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
and as i said, not the same thing
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:10 am
lol there's also GFO which has pretty costume...and stats :3
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:11 am
if you don't care about your damage output, then you're here for a social MMO
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:11 am
gaia = social MMO...
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:11 am
or you just want to solo your life in the MMO
SakuNoRyuu » Dec 02, 2009 8:11 am
DoMo is one as well ^^ right?
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:12 am
solo your life? you lost me <_<
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:12 am
solo your career? i dunno what else to call it
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:12 am
if you're saying as in a solo-player, then you should care even more about your DPS
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:13 am
i solo'd about 80% of 92-93
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:13 am
you should. but some people are weird
Mirrorenn » Dec 02, 2009 8:13 am
tl;dr: Play how you like. D:<
Alerym » Dec 02, 2009 8:13 am
...Mirr, go to bed.
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:13 am
exactly mirror!
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:14 am
i understand that, but it makes absolutely zero sense.
Alerym » Dec 02, 2009 8:14 am
And Royce, please don't give Mirror ideas.
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:14 am
and i would agree with you
kabliga » Dec 02, 2009 8:14 am
but when have people ever " made sense"? (Between the lines: Clearly I don't make sense either!)
deathbivouac » Dec 02, 2009 8:15 am
well, i just compare j-server to us-server

And the conversation ended here. I really want this 15 minutes of my life back. Apparently adding a few, oh I don't know, Zhen tarots to your statless gears... it makes them on-par with statted gears? And why someone feels the need to stick up for this part of the populace who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground is beyond me. It's conversations like this that say "It's ok to be retarded," and that makes me a sad sad Royce.

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